Post by Justin on May 24, 2013 8:16:30 GMT -5
A man had just gotten married and his brother in-laws wanted to take him hunting. So they decided to let him try for a snipe. The newly married man was from the city and didn't know about hunting or different kinds of animals. So his new brothers told him in order to catch a snipe you had get a laundry basket a broom and a 357 magnum (Because snipes do bite) and cluck like the wind. The man's brothers said "we got ya covered if one attacks you or something". The man replied "Ok."
So he goes out and starts clucking and sweeping. His brothers are watching in the distance laughing hysterically. So after about two hours they walk back to the place they left him. When they arrive they see broom bristles and 357 casings all over the ground but he is nowhere to be found. And one brother said to the other jokingly "Looks like he got one". So they start calling for him and can't find him anywhere. After awhile they gave up figuring he got the joke and stormed off mad. So they go back to the truck. When they get there he was waiting for them and he had fifteen snipes in his basket. So the brothers said "whoa!" "what are those?" and he said "They are snipes". "I thought you knew a think or two about hunting".
So he goes out and starts clucking and sweeping. His brothers are watching in the distance laughing hysterically. So after about two hours they walk back to the place they left him. When they arrive they see broom bristles and 357 casings all over the ground but he is nowhere to be found. And one brother said to the other jokingly "Looks like he got one". So they start calling for him and can't find him anywhere. After awhile they gave up figuring he got the joke and stormed off mad. So they go back to the truck. When they get there he was waiting for them and he had fifteen snipes in his basket. So the brothers said "whoa!" "what are those?" and he said "They are snipes". "I thought you knew a think or two about hunting".
