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Sid Matheny
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Cancel my allowance Feb 8, 2014 17:27:55 GMT -5

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Post by Sid Matheny on Feb 8, 2014 17:27:55 GMT -5

A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.

My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that.

She actually said, 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!'"

McMinnville, Tennessee

Justin Global Moderator Live free, Die free. Posts: 495 Favorite gun: Bushmaster Carbon-15	Cancel my allowance Feb 9, 2014 16:00:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Justin on Feb 9, 2014 16:00:18 GMT -5 Hahaha Ohh my gosh! That's hilarious! Justin
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Matt D. Administrator "An appeal to arms and to the God of hosts is all that is left us!"-Patrick Henry Posts: 620 Favorite gun: HK G3	Cancel my allowance Feb 12, 2014 17:22:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Matt D. on Feb 12, 2014 17:22:30 GMT -5 Now that is what we need! More people like that guy!
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Matt D.: I do every once and a while. Honestly I just use a cheap Walmart bike. I don't ride enough to justify purchasing one any nicer. Apr 8, 2014 21:36:25 GMT -5

Matt D.: I think mine is an "Avalon" brand. Apr 8, 2014 21:37:08 GMT -5

Matt D.: Who else has had a busy week? Apr 12, 2014 19:43:50 GMT -5

Matt D.: I have had one of those weeks where no matter what you do everything goes wrong. I get these weeks more than I'd like. Apr 12, 2014 19:45:52 GMT -5

Rohn: Beautiful weather here in Niles. Great day today. Went to a "wild meat" dinner this evening and ate - turtle soup (from the turtle we caught last spring), Brown bear meat, elk, frog legs, wild turkey, wild boar sausage and some catfish. Loved it all. Apr 19, 2014 20:44:42 GMT -5 *

Matt D.: Sounds fun Rohn. I love going to wild game dinners. A lot of fun. How was the turtle? Apr 19, 2014 23:24:59 GMT -5

Matt D.: Sorry I haven't been on for a couple of days, I just got back from working. 12 hour days are tough. How was everyone's week? Apr 19, 2014 23:26:48 GMT -5

Rohn: Matt, the turtle was delicious. What kind of work do you do? Apr 21, 2014 8:31:26 GMT -5

Matt D.: Good to hear. Apr 21, 2014 17:36:20 GMT -5

Matt D.: My family is in the HVAC business. Heat pumps, furnaces, etc. Along with the occasional cooler or freezer. Apr 21, 2014 17:38:55 GMT -5

Matt D.: Spam everywhere... Thanks for reporting it Rohn. May 22, 2014 23:04:48 GMT -5

Rohn: Looks like a beautiful day here. I'd sure like to ride my new Giant bicycle but not sure I'll have the time. Maybe I'll just take the time and do it anyway!!

May 23, 2014 7:49:23 GMT -5

Matt D.: Sounds great Rohn! It really is warming up lately. Jun 1, 2014 20:28:36 GMT -5

Rohn: planted garden yesterday - 85 tomato plants, beans, eggplant, corn, and a bunch of other stuff. Rained last night so that is good. Now if I can just keep the weeds from growing.

Jun 3, 2014 7:49:23 GMT -5

Matt D.: Sorry I haven't been on in so long. The current computer I have is painfully slow and I am hoping to get a better one I have hooked up to the internet so I can get on here more often. Jun 10, 2014 23:09:28 GMT -5

Rohn: Planted corn this evening and just as we finished up it began to rain. We are glad we got the planting done before the rain. Now in a couple + months we should be eating corn. Yum! Yum!

Jun 23, 2014 19:56:51 GMT -5

Matt D.: Sounds good Rohn. Keep us updated.... I'll put some pictures of my "experimental" garden up in a couple of days as I'll be busy tomorrow... Things are getting tall about now. A few weeks until the squash is blooming I'd say. Jun 23, 2014 23:39:25 GMT -5

Rohn: I cut out 16 holsters and two belts yesterday. Tooled (put on the design) six of them today and punched the lacing holes. Lots of leather work and I love it all. Jun 25, 2014 20:08:18 GMT -5

Matt D.: Sounds great Rohn. You do very good work. Jun 27, 2014 11:42:52 GMT -5

Rohn: Finished planting out corn today for a later crop. Our first planting is up and doing well but it will still be a few more weeks before we can see what it tastes like.

Jul 16, 2014 15:45:49 GMT -5

Cancel my allowance

Post by Sid Matheny on Feb 8, 2014 17:27:55 GMT -5

Post by Justin on Feb 9, 2014 16:00:18 GMT -5

Post by Matt D. on Feb 12, 2014 17:22:30 GMT -5

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