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ADD home invasion. Dec 8, 2013 18:40:26 GMT -5

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Post by Justin on Dec 8, 2013 18:40:26 GMT -5

December 15th 6:45am

Homeowner: Brushing teeth. Burgler: Picking lock on front door.

Homeowner: Shaving... Burgler: Sneaking into the house.

Homeowner: Hears burgler sneaking around, runs to nearest gun safe......frantically tries to remember the code. Burgler: Sees homeowner, tells him to "freeze".
Homeowner: "I can't get this open" Burgler: "What's in it?"

Homeowner: "uhhhh....... I can't remember." Burgler: "......Step aside"

Homeowner: "I'll get go the combination" Burgler: " No need. I can pick locks"

Homeowner: "Ohh.... thanks man!" Burgler: "No problem bro."

Homeowner: "Want some coffee?" Burgler: "Yeah sure" Homeowner: "Ok. I'll be right back." Burgler: Trying to break into safe.

Homeowner: Suddenly remembers he is being robbed. Goes and opens another gun safe. Gets out an Ar-15. Burgler: Still trying to open safe......

Homeowner: Approaches room where Burgler is. Homeowner: "Wait Ar-15?" "Not reliable enough." Burgler: Wanting his coffee...... Homeowner: Goes back to safe and swaps AR for AK
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Burgler : Goes to kitchen to get his own coffee..... Homeowner: Sneaks to room where the burgler was. Burgler: Shouts "I'll help myself" "You want me to get you some?"

Homeowner: Once again forgets he is being robbed, and enthusiastically replies "Yeah sure!" Burgler: "Wait, you're all out of coffee."

Homeowner: "Here's $20 can you go get me some from the store?" Burgler: "Sure thing." Homeowner: "I'll stay here and work on this safe."

LOL.

Justin

Last Edit: Dec 8, 2013 22:49:13 GMT -5 by Justin

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