Post by Justin on Nov 27, 2013 0:52:37 GMT -5
You know you are a Redneck if you can relate to any of the following.
1: You stare at a jug of orange juice because it says concentrate.
2: You're best pants only have two holes in them.
3: You have a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4: You have every episode of hee-haw on tape.
5: The primary color of your car is bondo.
6: You think beef jerky and moonpies are two of the major food groups.
7: You owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
8: You can change the oil in your truck without ducking.
9: You've ever "bard" money from somebody.
10: You've ever hit a deer with your car......on purpose!
These are just some that I have heard. Number 9 is mine.
Justin
1: You stare at a jug of orange juice because it says concentrate.
2: You're best pants only have two holes in them.
3: You have a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4: You have every episode of hee-haw on tape.
5: The primary color of your car is bondo.
6: You think beef jerky and moonpies are two of the major food groups.
7: You owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
8: You can change the oil in your truck without ducking.
9: You've ever "bard" money from somebody.
10: You've ever hit a deer with your car......on purpose!
These are just some that I have heard. Number 9 is mine.
Justin
