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Post by Justin on Aug 20, 2013 23:18:04 GMT -5
If you were to make a list of all the agencies in our current government you would most likely have more than a full day's work. I will say in advance that if you worked in one of these agencies please don't be offended by this, it's is only a joke.
Most of these agencies are abbreviated, like the IRS, NSA, ATF and so on.
What they stand actually for, and what they should stand for are too different things. Here they are. (IRS) Internal Revenue Service = Income Repossession Service. (ATF) Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms = Bumbling Aimless Tireless Fools. (NSA) National Security Agency = National Snooping Agency. (EPA) Environmental Protection Agency = Environmentalist Placement Agency (FEMA) Federal Emergency Management Agency = Federal Emergency Making Agency (FDA) Food and Drug Administration = Federal Disease Administration (DHS) Department of Homeland Security = Dao Heng Securities inc. (Chinese!) (GSA) General Services Administration = Gross (over)Spending Agency. Well there you have it, the more accurate meanings for all these government agencies. If you guys have some more to add to my list go for it.Justin.
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Post by Matt D. on Aug 21, 2013 17:41:47 GMT -5
That looks good except for the last one. I guess they should change it to GCA or GPA. The "government conference agency".
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